absolute garbage, please pollute our dying world with more that our ends may come sooner

I'm looking at this dude, and all I'm hearing is
BABY
FEEL ME TO-NIGHT
AS WE DANCE
BY THE MOON-LIGHT

I am honestly shocked that this series is still going and, somehow, looks even worse and more jerky than it did when I was like 17! Wow!

props for keeping it going that long, and I do mean that genuinely, but having characters jitter about randomly every half-second like this doesn't make the animation look any more lively it makes the characters look like they're having an epileptic fit. This has been a constant of your work for years.

binding any important option to right click is a bad idea. I kept losing control of the game to the right click menu.

never do this again, two stars off for that one awful decision.

Pretty good! Area visual design and the fall speed coulda used a bit of work, but overall appealing graphics.

For your next game, try having the fall speed be a bit faster! It graqnts a lot more control to the player to be able to drop like a rock at a moment's notice!

Hey, Ath3i5t?

STFU, troll. also, sweet game. all it needs is some less annoying music. i know it is supposed to be relaxing, but it isn't. also, what is with the way the platypus people move their bills while speaking? Freaky looking stuff.

hey, great job!

This sounds really nice, and it is an incredibly well done piece! 10/10!
also, i was browsing the site, and found this guy called "noahx44" who has been stealing music from the homestuck albums and posting it to newgrounds. I am not sure if you are still in contact with the music team, but what this guy is doing is horrible!

pretty nice!

As an avid fan of this we8 comic and it's aaaaaaaawesome music, I feel o8lig8ed to say th8 you did a gr8 job! You are managing to stay pretty close to the original tone of the music while also making it sound unique! also, word of warning; Homestuck has THE most commmmmmmmplex story to d8, 8ut give it some time! It is a REALLY interesting story. 10/10!

gotta love the fem-pep

"booyah!" he shouts, earning a week in the penalty chamber for spouting off old ZONE references in the middle of a cozy blowie

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